So we are hooked on to Harry Potter for some odd reason but now that we have started this post, let’s take it through.
Since our imagination is running wild and high, we were hoping that you’d understand and enjoy this post. This post is likely to give you an impression of what the world thinks of literature, especially Indian English Literature harping on the Indian cinema for more viewership.
This is sheer imaginative post where we prod what would happen if Chetan Bhagat, a revolutionary Indian author, wrote Harry Potter!
Let’s just move one step at a time.
(Harry Potter is now Harry Patel.)
So Harry Patel is an 11 year old adorable kiddo living in a Gujarati neighborhood.
Harry Patel doesn’t know he has magical powers but one day he gets invited to IITM- Indian Institute of Trance and Magic.
(This novel will also have an antagonist.)
Volde Mehta is the villain of the novel and the trustee of IITM who wants to finish off a talent like Harry Patel.
Volde Mehta is terrified of this 11 year old because it was prophesied that this kiddo will bring down Volde Mehta and take away his position of trustee.
(This novel will have a Dumbledore.)
Mota Bhai Dumbluu happens to be the Principle of IITM.
He is a father of a girl born out of his illicit affair.
(Here comes Hermoine.)
Harpreet Singh Kaur is a 11 year old muggle kiddo who like Harry isn’t aware of her magical powers.
In fact Harpreet doesn’t know she inherits these powers from her father.
Harpreet is an adopted kid.
(Here comes Ron.)
Ronak Nag is sticky and slimy much like his surname. But he most often is seen sticking around Harry and goes slimy when it comes to Harpreet.
(They form a trinity.)
All three are placed in Grief Endure house.
The other houses are their enemies- Powerpuff and Raavanclaw. But their die hard enemy happens to be Slyvasa.
Harry, Harpreet and Ronak form a trinity. They become bffs.
(We have a game of Quidditch)
Harry and Ronak participate in this Q Ditch Cicket game.
Here Harry trains a muggle kiddo to play against the Slyvasa.
For this game of Q Ditch Cicket they all have cycles instead of broomsticks to fly on.
(Spells that CB will use.)
Avada Kedavra (Killing Curse) – Avo Chivda Khavo
Expecto Patronum (Protector spell) – Expecto Petrolum
Geminio (Spell to create a clone) – Sajidwajidnio
Incendio (Fire-making spell)- SherawatLeonePandeyio
And so forth….
CB names his series of Harry Patel novel as:
Harry Patel And Stone In The Path:
This will show how Harry made the world participate in Swachh Bharat Abhiyan and how he brought the enemies of this challenge down on their knees.
Harry Patel And Chamber Of Smarts:
This will show how Harry helped the professors of IITM trapped in Chamber of Smarts to escape.
Harry Patel And Prisoner Of Arthur Road Jail:
This will show how Harry thought lessons of peace and love to Prisoners of Arthur Road Jail arrested for instigating riots between Muggles and Blue bloods.
Harry Patel And Sneaking Goblet Of Thharra:
This will show how Harry has got hold of a Goblet that has undiminishing supply of Thharra or desi daru which revitalizes his magical powers.
Harry Patel And Order From Mota Bhai:
This novel will have Harpreet in a faceoff with her father Mota Bhai Dumbluu after she knows the reality.
Harry Patel And Khoon Bhari Maang:
This will show the ultimate war between Volde Mehta and Harry Patel where Harry tries marrying Volde Mehta by filling his hair partition with his own blood. (Offf! So emotional.)
Harry Patel And Deadly Holls:
The series will conclude with Volde Mehta and Harry Patel embarking on their impending honeymoon.
(This is mandatory.)
As Patel grows up every novel will have one or two intimate scenes.
Every novel will be adapted into film.